Here's a little humor to end the old and begin the new year:
by Kendra Mack b.1989
Nothing too fishy,
Too soupy, too spicy,
Nothing too fancy,
Too foreign, too pricey,
Nothing with egg yolks,
No dairy, no wheat,
Nothing with spinach,
No sugar, no meat,
It has to be fresh, and
It has to be bold,
It can't be too steamy,
It can't be too cold,
Nothing that's sour,
Or bitter, or sweet --
This restaurant has nothing
Nothing too fishy,
Too soupy, too spicy,
Nothing too fancy,
Too foreign, too pricey,
Nothing with egg yolks,
No dairy, no wheat,
Nothing with spinach,
No sugar, no meat,
It has to be fresh, and
It has to be bold,
It can't be too steamy,
It can't be too cold,
Nothing that's sour,
Or bitter, or sweet --
This restaurant has nothing
That I'd like to eat!